Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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