I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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