Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Randomize
