I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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