no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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