You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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