I just cut my nipple shaving
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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