oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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