I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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