your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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