sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
