sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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