are you still at the devil's house?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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