Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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