I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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