she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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