There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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