You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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