i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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