I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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