I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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