ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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