If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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