that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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