If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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