I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We left an ass print on the piano.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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