i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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