So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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