you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You need a sexual gate keeper
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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