i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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