I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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