She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
