lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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