My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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