VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
this just has baby written all over it
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she pinky promised me she was 18
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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