Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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