he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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