have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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