The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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