i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
i think im in europe. pls send help
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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