no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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