Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
