My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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