seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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