Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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