Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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