I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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