She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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