they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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