Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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