no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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