Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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