Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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